Saturday, June 10, 2006

Don't waste electricity

Take the stairs.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Coming Soon

I am working on an idea for a movie. It's called Married to a Vegetarian and it's about a man struggling for nourishment to survive.

Monday, May 08, 2006

So when

is the Seventh Heaven movie being released?

Monday, April 03, 2006

Star Trek TNG

How do other ships in the Federation get by without Data?

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Ban fake blindness

There are fairly large number of blind people around Berkeley and on the BART. I think blind people are Okay. There are also fake blind people. A fake blind person is someone who can see but carries a feeling-stick and acts like a blind person, perhaps to get priority seating on the BART or to get people to move out of their way on the street. I can't stand fake blind people. I think faking blindness should be illegal.

Method #33 of identifying a fake blind person: Real blind people wear sunglasses. Fake blind people wear eye glasses.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Back to school

Leslie might be going to school with me. She just got accepted to Boalt Hall, the UC Berkeley School of Law!

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Chapter 1

Couldn't be blogging lately,
cause I've been trapped in the closet.
It's hard to blog from the closet.
Tried to get out of the closet,
but the closet door was locked.
Ain't no computer in the closet,
so you can't write a blog in the closet
to tell people you're trapped in the closet.